college student. super villain. one time i was christian de neuvillette in my senior english class reading of cyrano de bergerac.
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"